Noam Dar: A Stroll Through His Epic Twitter Timeline

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The Scottish SuperNova’s dialect can be difficult to decipher…

24-year-old Noam Dar has been wrestling professionally since he was 15. In the 9 years he’s been a pro he’s picked up a thing or two. Many have him pegged as a top prospect in the cruiserweight division. Alicia Fox thought the same thing for awhile.

His Twitter timeline reads like an Irvine Welsh novel. A solid attempt has been made below to translate Dar’s Scottish slang into a form of English non-Scottish fans will understand. The attempts were not always successful.

Noam Dar’s Twitter Timeline Reviewed

Translation: Akira Tozawa is not very intelligent, please tell others.

Translation: There are children seated in 1st class with big Ipads and iPhones drinking pomegranate juice. It’s a coloring book you need, little guy, not the Wall-Street Journal.

Translated Response: Get on your way, you little foolish person

Noam Dar on Children:

Translation: Crying children at Disney blow my mind. Unless Baloo the Bear stole your ice cream and told you to piss off you have no reason to cry little one.

Noam Dar on Hurrican Irma:

Translation: The only good outcome of Hurricane Irma is if it blew an alligator into my house, opened some wine, put EA Sports’ Fifa video game on and we became best friends.

Noam Dar on Bonding with Animals

Translation not required.

Noam Dar on 205 Live

So far on 205 Live Noam Dar is 11W-17L in single’s matches. He made it to the quarter-finals of the Cruiserweight Classic in 2016, defeating Gurv Shira and HoHo Lun before being eliminated by Zack Sabre Jr.

Wrestlers Noam Dar has defeated in singles matches on 205 Live:

  • Cedric Alexander 2x
  • Mustafa Ali
  • Lince Dorado
  • Rich Swann 2x
  • Gran Metalik 2x
  • Mark Thomas

Wrestlers who have defeated Noam Dar on 205 Live:

  • Rich Swann 4x
  • Cedric Alexander 5x
  • Mustafa Ali
  • Jack Gallagher 2x
  • Akira Tozawa 2x
  • Austin Aries
  • Enzo Amore